When I grow up I will have beautiful, well-appointed cupboards;
no mismatched or chipped china;
my wooden boards will never fall on the floor as I try to slide one out from the bottom of the pile of trays, boards and table mats;
I will never find stale or mouldy spices at the back of my untidy shelves;
no one in the kitchen will ever need a plaster because they cut themselves on a sharp knife hidden in the drawer;
and when a kind soul offers to empty my dishwasher I will never hear "I couldn't find anywhere to put this", because every inch of my kitchen will be so totally rational, clear and spacious.
A girl can always dream!