Ghetto has an unsavoury characteristic that needs to be revealed. You all think he is so cute, and funny and playful, but actually - as well as being a chicken assassin - he is also a fetishist.
yes, my friends,
Ghetto likes girls underwear .......
He covets lace lingerie, and in this house a girl has to be careful.
A door left ajar while in the shower, and a little black nose will soon peak through, about 12 " from the ground. This is called 'reconnaissance'. A quick glance towards the shower to make sure the enemy isn't about to emerge, and he darts in, grabs the underwear and is gone!
Failing the carelessness of a girl taking a shower, he will resort to tipping over the laundry basket and choosing a favourite piece of lace.
If the front door is open he'll dash down the garden, panties brandished proudly like some beribboned trophy, and if he can't get outside he'll retreat beneath a chair to gloat over his illegal possession in peace.
So far we have avoided any real embarrassment, but I dread the day when a guest to the cottage finds him burying my underwear among the roses ...
oh, the trials of living with a Ghetto!